The Best Vehicles for the Zombie Apocalypse
There are a few criteria that we have to establish before we can delve into the list. There are some assumptions, things that tend to transcend many zombie novels by many different authors:
- Electricity and other utilities eventually fail
- The dead leave vehicles, places, homes and buildings semi-intact for scavenging
- Industrial production ceases in all cases
- Nature reclaims development (except for the guy who is still apparently mowing the grass in that popular TV zombie apocalypse show)
If electricity has failed a few thing obvious and not so obvious have to be accounted for. Firstly plug in electric vehicles are an obvious no-go. Secondly, fuel pumps at gas stations no longer work. All manner of things are available to scavenge, except I exclude grocery stores as they are typically rushed for the possibility of a weather event, much less a full TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) event. The lack of industry producing new goods means no new vehicles, no new parts, and no new tires, nothing (once again excluding that popular TV show where the characters get new model year vehicles each season). Nature reclaiming the city means that roads and infrastructure will eventually fail, either through long term exposure or through catastrophe means like mudslides, earthquakes and flooding.
With those things in mind we have to consider the shelf life of modern unleaded gasoline, especially with the addition of ethanol in the fuel. The more refined the fuel, the shorter the shelf life of the fuel. Untreated unleaded gasoline used to be OK to store for up to a few years in an airtight environment (the red gas cans are considered open storage and fuel breaks down faster), until the addition of ethanol, which breaks down faster and also destroys fuel system components in motors if left to sit. Unleaded fuel treated with commercially available fuel stabilizers can last longer, but with the ethanol treated fuels it only extends the shelf life to a year or two. Diesel fuel lasts longer. If we could have cars powered by heavy fuel oil, like what large shipping vessels use, then we could get even more of a shelf life. To toss in more variables into this situation, the more advanced or complicated the fuel system, the higher performance the motor, the more sensitive it is to fuel that has started to go bad.
My believed 1973 SuperBeetle is a good example of this. With the stock 1600cc motor and stock single barrel carburetor it was nearly run on urine mixed with baking soda (that’s a joke, not really), but with the high performance motor I have now, running dual Weber 2-barrel downdraft carburetors, the smallest amount of contamination will cause the motor to run poorly or not run at all.
With no spare parts being made new, we need to look for vehicles that are common enough that parts would be available in the store rooms of local parts stores or readily available in junk yards. With all the vehicles, buildings and stores left intact after the start of the apocalypse, readily available parts from popular vehicles, or parts that are easily adaptable would be an added bonus. That would also necessitate that the vehicle is easy enough to repair that electronic equipment isn’t needed to diagnose and repair any issues, since any vehicle regardless as to how reliable, will eventually break.
Nature reclaiming the roads, cities and infrastructure, we need a vehicle that can survive off road use, as well as unique situations, like driving on rail beds or over rubble. On the surface that would relate to many of us as “we need a big truck” but the larger the vehicle, the more weight it has to move, the more fuel it requires, the larger the motor, the heavier duty the equipment, all of that makes for vehicles that sometimes aren’t able to survive long durations without significant maintenance. Even the large military trucks that can nearly climb a vertical wall need significant maintenance and fail with regularity; they fail often enough that the logistical tail of a mechanized combat force is fairly long. However, a 4-wheel drive vehicle with a reasonable amount of ground clearance, but still using tires that would be commonly found in tire stores and other vehicles would be required. If the vehicle uses an odd tire size, that makes it hard to locate. Hard to locate tires means your vehicle is now inoperable if you damage a tire.
For inspiration I look to two vehicle communities for inspiration:
- People who make a lifestyle of driving all around the world, on the highways, dirt roads and no-roads of the world to seek adventure and new experiences. They often drive their vehicles through the second item on this list, which overcomes many of the same issues as listed above.
- Developing countries.
When you see news reports of fighting in a developing country, what vehicle do you see the fighters driving and using? Often fitted with some sort of large mounted weapon? A Toyota Hilux. What is a favorite vehicle of Overlanders and exploration expeditions? A Toyota Land Cruiser.
- The Toyota Hilux. If you live in the US you might not be familiar with the vehicle, outside of the US the truck is as ubiquitous as mosquitos, they are everywhere. If you watch the old Top Gear show on BBC with Jeremy Clarkson, you might remember they tried to kill one once, and couldn’t. The fifth generation Hilux is my favorite. They were produced from 1988-1997, available in 2-wheel drive and 4-wheel drive and came with a 2.8L or 2.4L diesel motor that simply cannot be killed. You won’t win any races, you won’t pull a 50,000lbs trailer with it, but you will be able to drive nearly anywhere, carry gear in the bed of the truck and drive a vehicle that is quite literally impossible to kill. Diesel engine? An abundance of common parts found in parts stores, junk yards or adaptable parts from other vehicles? Check. 4-wheel drive? Check. Common tire sizes? Check. So within the United States this truck really isn’t the same as elsewhere due to the lack of a diesel engine, which is unfortunate.
- The Toyota Land Cruiser. This is a vehicle that you are probably familiar with if you live in the US. Beginning with the J40, which started production in 1960 and continuing through the 200 series which is still in production today; diesel motors have been available and popular options, except in later years when V8 gasoline engines were much more popular. If you live in the US you run into a problem, though. The diesel motors weren’t options available in the US since before 1990. Even still, the J60 series (1980-1989) are still readily found driving around on the roads of the US today.
- Honorable Mention for US Residents: Diesel trucks from Ford, Chevy/GM and Dodge. All of the manufactures have had diesel motors available for their trucks for some time, as popular as the trucks have been since the 1960s parts found in parts stores and junk yards are readily available. Parts from other models and makes are readily adaptable, like Dana axles; however, the newer diesel motors suffer from the same failings as the newer gasoline motors. The more complicated, the more electronics, the more advanced the motor, the more sensitive it is with bad fuel. When your life depends on the reliability of your vehicle, sensitivity to fuel quality isn’t a good thing. Part of the problem also returns to the American need to make everything “bigger and better” so a modified lifted truck may not be the best choice, stock means stock parts. Stock parts means easy to find replacements.
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